Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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