How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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