i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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