Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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