last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
