i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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