this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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