they said they heard you say put it in my butt
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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