I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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