My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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