i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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