i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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