So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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