dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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