Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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