Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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