That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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