hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The cops high fived after they tackled you
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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