pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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