Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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