alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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