I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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