id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We are all done wearing pants today
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
