I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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