Where is the hickey?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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