i may or may not be watching the land before time
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
