Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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