can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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