If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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