I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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