I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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