I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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