sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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