everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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