Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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