I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Two words: blizzard sex
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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