people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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