I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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