found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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