If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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