he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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