In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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