I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i now understand why vodka
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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