Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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