Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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