i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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