i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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