Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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