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(719): View more from Colorado

okay pat passed out under dana's car

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too

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(650): View more from California

We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.

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(913): View more from Kansas

she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?

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(530): View more from California

Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.

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