Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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